I love making sexual references to things my dad...
(Dad pulls out of parking spot while a car is coming)
Dad: Whenever you're ready to pull out, somebody always comes. It never fails.
Me: ....that's what he said.
The world's greatest going away cake.
I hate when I'm laughing, and then people mock the...
quirkyfool: All the fucking time >:(
I wish I can type what I lost into google and...
the awkward moment you're about to hug somebody...
killingyouwithroses: hinokit: primehour: thissceptredisle: habitations: theomniverse: swagulateme: africanthuglife: imactuallyaunicorn: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3 Oh, Jesus, the...
Don’t ever tell a guy you are unhappy, decide to let him go, but expect him to come after you. You might actually have a guy that is self-less and would want you to be happy. So he will give you up, thinking he isn’t good enough to be there for you.
Should have been reading assignment for homework,
What I did instead…
When someone doesn't know the existence of the...
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
…they probably think I’m stalking them… …because I am.
That moment when you`re typing your password and...
kookoomama: dreamintothesky: Mind ya business