August 2011
I love making sexual references to things my dad...
(Dad pulls out of parking spot while a car is coming)
Dad: Whenever you're ready to pull out, somebody always comes. It never fails.
Me: ....that's what he said.
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Aug 29th
The world's greatest going away cake.
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I hate when I'm laughing, and then people mock the...
quirkyfool: All the fucking time >:(
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I wish I can type what I lost into google and...
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the awkward moment you're about to hug somebody...
set-itaflame: aahahahahahahahahahahah 
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WatchWatch
killingyouwithroses: hinokit: primehour: thissceptredisle: habitations: theomniverse: swagulateme: africanthuglife: imactuallyaunicorn: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills.  Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3 Oh, Jesus, the...
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Girls
Don’t ever tell a guy you are unhappy, decide to let him go, but expect him to come after you. You might actually have a guy that is self-less and would want you to be happy. So he will give you up, thinking he isn’t good enough to be there for you.
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Should have been reading assignment for homework,
What I did instead…
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When someone doesn't know the existence of the...
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That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
…they probably think I’m stalking them… …because I am.
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That moment when you`re typing your password and...
kookoomama: dreamintothesky: Mind ya business
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